Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What thinks the unthinkable?

An itheberg.

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people store their fondest memories in?

A nostaljar.

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Cap Jokes More Cap Jokes

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

What do you call an Asian driveby?

Cap-a-chino

Matthew Jokes More Matthew Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What does racist matthew mcconaughey say?

alt-right, alt-right, alt-right