Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

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How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

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What does a barista wear?

A cap and chinos.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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What does racist matthew mcconaughey say?

alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV