Matthew Jokes

What does racist matthew mcconaughey say?

alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV