What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

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Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

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What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

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They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

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alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

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I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.