What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

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Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

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he kind of blew

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Why does a rooster watch TV ?

For hentertainment !

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Man, wall mounts are awesome."

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What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

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She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

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What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

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alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV