Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

What do you call a Greek philosopher who plays hard to get?

A socra-tease Made this one up myself. I'll be here all week

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

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What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?

Wednesday

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'