Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

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How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

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Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

Who was the most active of the chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day