What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom