What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

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What's Jesus' favorite car?

A Christler.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...