What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

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What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!