What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

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What did the Klondike Bar say to Jesus?

What would you do.

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...