What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

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Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!