Why can't you fart in an apple car?

It doesn't have windows.

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.