Black Cop Jokes

What do you call a black cop?

Suicidal.

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Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips

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What do you call a black guy that goes into space?

An Afronaut

What did the black guys say to the bleach?

you basic

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

What's black and smells like people?

Black People

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

Acquit Jokes More Acquit Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending