Suicidal.
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Because they'd get in trouble.
Chocolate chips
1. No mind. 2. No business.
1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired
He was shot in the face.
Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.
Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"
A hand grenade.
Plenty of room !
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
I don't know. I'm retiring next month.
Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
A dead baby can feed a family of four
I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.
I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....
I said "Dust!"
