Black Cop Jokes

What do you call a black cop?

Suicidal.

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Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

What do you call two black cops on motorcycles?

Chocolate chips

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What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

Acquit Jokes More Acquit Jokes

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

What do you say to a black guy in a suit ?

Will the defendant please rise !

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

Expire Jokes More Expire Jokes

What do you call old, expired Neosporin?

Paleosporin

How does french cheese expire?

From age