What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

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How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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What's a bees favourite flower ?

A bee-gonias !

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.