What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What's a bees favourite flower ?

A bee-gonias !

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.