What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die."