How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW