How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What is hard and six inches long?

my pen is

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.