How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

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How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

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How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.