How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.