How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

How do you know if an Italian person is mute?

When you see he has no hands.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

What do you call a pen without style?

Stylus.