How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

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What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .