How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!