How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

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What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)