How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer