Injection Jokes

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?

A ban from the petting zoo.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

Pet Zoo Jokes More Pet Zoo Jokes

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!