Injection Jokes

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

How do religions reproduce?

They have sects.

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

A: She couldn't raise enough dough.

Inject Jokes More Inject Jokes

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.