Injection Jokes

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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Substance Jokes More Substance Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

Tech Jokes More Tech Jokes

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

Pet Zoo Jokes More Pet Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!