Injection Jokes

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

Fuel Jokes More Fuel Jokes

What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.