Injection Jokes

What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

Mile Hour Jokes More Mile Hour Jokes

What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour?

A fuel injected pickle.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

How did Whitney Houston take the drugs?

All at once.

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

How do you know your dog's cancer is really bad?

If the vet says it's mutt-astasized.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long