Lead injections.
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Claude.
A Pencil cause he's full of lead!
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
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Gilly suit
They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.
Cancer.
They've both been in little boys.
A jet propelled elephant !
A fuel injected pickle.
He was dyslexic.
Try to get her off!
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
Steam. I'm so sorry.