Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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What does a dog get at the vet?

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Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet?

Because his pythons were sick