Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry. I'll see myself out.

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What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.