Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

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Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)

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Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI