Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

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What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

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What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch