Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

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What programs do cultists watch shows on?

Ct-hulu

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.