Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!