Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

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How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!