Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

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Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.