What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish."

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.