What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

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Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

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Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"