What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

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What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

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What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

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