What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

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Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.