What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

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Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What is a world series?

I don't expect you to understand son, you are just a Cub"