What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

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Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.