La Jokes

What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.

What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

Wilderness Jokes More Wilderness Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

6 Hour Jokes More 6 Hour Jokes

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.