La Jokes

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

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What do you call a feminist from LA?

A SoCal Justice Warrior.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

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What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

Swear Jokes More Swear Jokes

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call a black Canadian?

Just 'Canadian'.

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did Siegfried and Roy close their bakery?

A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.