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How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

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What do you call a feminist from LA?

A SoCal Justice Warrior.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How did the feminist die?

Alone

What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon?

Abra!

82 Jokes More 82 Jokes

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

Which number confuses people?

82

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What's a Redditor's favorite food?

Copy pasta! I'm so sorry

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

What's the difference between a 4chan user and a Cuck?

A cuck has a girlfriend.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage