82 Jokes

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

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Which number confuses people?

82

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Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

La Jokes More La Jokes

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

How do you confuse an idiot?

Banana cake!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Https Jokes More Https Jokes

When you are hit in the... - ball boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=rMMFHcRSjR8

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"