What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

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How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

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How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac