What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

What do you call a feminist from LA?

A SoCal Justice Warrior.

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

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What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac