How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

What's long and hard and makes women groan?

An ironing board.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.

What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men?

A hung jury.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence