How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

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What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen?

At random.

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What is your least favorite force of nature?

A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

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What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

What's your favourite onomatopoeic word?

Mine's "silence".