Gold Digger Jokes

What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers

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What gets a gold digger off?

Goldman Sachs

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

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What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time?

Occasionally (OK Asian Lee).

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

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What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching

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Cha Ching

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.