They're both gold-diggers
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Because he saw right through her.
Because he was married
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It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.
Because he blue cheese...
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......
He was a miner.
Occasionally (OK Asian Lee).
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