Gold Digger Jokes

What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers

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What gets a gold digger off?

Goldman Sachs

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

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