They're both gold-diggers
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Goldman Sachs
Because he saw right through her.
I did not see that coming.
Because he's Blind Married
Occasionally (OK Asian Lee).
Tai-Wan-Shu
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
Cha Ching
They were in a relationship!
She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
Because they were Miners... XD
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.