Gold Digger Jokes

What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers

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What gets a gold digger off?

Goldman Sachs

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive?

He's dead.

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

Cha Ching Jokes More Cha Ching Jokes

What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching

What do you call a rich Chinese person ?

cha ching

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..