They're both gold-diggers
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Coffee Mug
Goldman Sachs
Because he saw right through her.
Cha Ching
Cha Ching!*
So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.
ctrl+v.
All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.
You put floss over his eyes.
With a John Deere letter.
Punch him in the nose.
Endless love.
Because he's Blind Married
Because they were Miners... XD
He was a miner.