Gold Digger Jokes

What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers

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What gets a gold digger off?

Goldman Sachs

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

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What do you call a young gold digger?

A miner

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

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What Do You Call An Asian Billionare?

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What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

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What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.

What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

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How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

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Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

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