Gold Digger Jokes

What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers

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What gets a gold digger off?

Goldman Sachs

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

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What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.

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What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

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How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.