Gold Digger Jokes

What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers

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What gets a gold digger off?

Goldman Sachs

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers

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What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha Ching

What do you call an Asian gold digger?

Cha Ching

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Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?

Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

Why did ranch break up with chicken wings?

Because he blue cheese...

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Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

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What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time?

Occasionally (OK Asian Lee).

What's an asian's favorite drug?

HERROine