What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

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Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

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Because the white balance was off on the camera.

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Sarah Jessica Porker

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How're ye gettin' on

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Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street?

A: Because she didn't want to go.

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She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey !

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."