What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

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What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey !