Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

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Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Debt Jokes More Debt Jokes

What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.