5 1 Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

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Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

Wobble Jokes More Wobble Jokes

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly ?

The collie wobbles !

Sequence Jokes More Sequence Jokes

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat?

http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/whatdidthedrunkenirishmansaytothechinese/

What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers?

The designated driver.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated