What do you call a midget that does cocaine?

A low blow

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What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.