What do you call a midget that does cocaine?

A low blow

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What's the best thing a midget can catch?

Air.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!