What do you call a midget that does cocaine?

A low blow

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

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What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.