What do you call a midget that does cocaine?

A low blow

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Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.