What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri

What do you call a cow on no legs?

Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs Your mom.