What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Which is the saltiest fish?

Tuna

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Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.