What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.