What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

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What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

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What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!