What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!