What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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What do you call a bird who never remembers song lyrics?

A hummingbird

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.