Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?

A pick-axe

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

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What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

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What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?

The rib cage.

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife