What part of the road is always crying?

A: The breakdown lane.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road?

That's none of your damn business. Is he being detained

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.