Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.