Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

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Why are all lesbians ill?

They lack vitamin D

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment