Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why do sharks hate clowns?

They taste funny

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.