Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."