Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.