Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Where's my money?

a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

What do you call a homeless orphan?

Depressing

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.