Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

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What do walruses and tupperware have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

Where did the amino acid go to church?

The cysteine chapel.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!"

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How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???