Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

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What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!"

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.