Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

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How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

A: Don't look I'm changing!!

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What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

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Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

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What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)