He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
A Dictator
He thought he was melting.
He was rushin'
He looked a little blue
The lady in church has hope in her soul.
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
With a porpoise.
Serving dual porpoises!
Hey! You did that on porpoise!"
What is life without a porpoise?"
Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.