Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.