Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

What do you think of Miles Davis?

he kind of blew

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise."

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT

What do you call a disembodied nose?

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.