Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

endorphins

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT