Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

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What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

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Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT