Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

What was the lonely chemist looking for?

AgF

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

What do philosophical dolphins say?

What's the porpoise?

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.