Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects. I'll show myself out.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

Doubt Jokes More Doubt Jokes

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???