Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

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What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha