Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

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What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha