Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

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How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha