Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

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Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

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What's a social media for married people?

Weddit

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Get divorced.

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Why is a room full of married people empty?

A: There isn't a single person in it.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha