What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do redditors and litterers have in common?

I'm just gonna leave this here."

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

People Jokes More People Jokes

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"