What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

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Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin() !!!

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...