What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What does an Anime Mathlete say?

Notice me 7pi!

How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.