What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice?

Because he's dead.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint