What do you get the girl who has everything?

Penicillin.

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

What do you give to a man who has everything?

Penicillin