What do you get the girl who has everything?

Penicillin.

Previous Random Joke Next

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

How do you know if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a testicle.

Penicillin Jokes More Penicillin Jokes

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

What do you give the blonde that has everything?

Penicillin.