Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

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Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

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What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

How do Southerners get through customs so quickly?

They do declare!