Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

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What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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Shoot him before he hits the ground

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So he could break out.

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He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.