Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ?

Alf all if you don't catch me!

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Why don't you see any slow black people?

They're all in jail.