Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

How is a voiceless crow like a Ford dealer?

They both have broken kaa's.

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How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside?

Jail