Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

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Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

Why was the belt thrown in jail?

A: He held up a pair of pants.