Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

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How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this