Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins."

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

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Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

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Why don't you see any slow black people?

They're all in jail.