Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"

Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

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What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

Why did the number one go to jail?

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