Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.