Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

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What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

What are you?

Broke.

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Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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Why was the belt thrown in jail?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"