Lego Man Jokes

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

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What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

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Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

What do you call a disabled Lego?

An O.