Lego Man Jokes

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

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What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

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What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun