Lego Man Jokes

Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

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Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.

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How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size?

In square feet.

What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

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What do mathematicians read for fun?

conics

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

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What drug is most destructive with phones?

Crack.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids