Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

A: The blonde works in the dark!

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Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

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What do you call something that is half horse and half pig?

A mounted police officer

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!