Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ?

This is no joke.

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

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Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

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What do you call a half native pirate?

Metis

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.