Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

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What do you give and take at the same time?

a poop

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."