Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats brown and sounds like a bell?

DUUUUUuU

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Answer: Dr.Dre

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is half the diameter of a radish?

the radiush.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag