Minute Ago Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Why are there no Puerto Rican's in Star Trek?

They won't work in the future either.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

5 Minute Ago Jokes More 5 Minute Ago Jokes

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

Sting Jokes More Sting Jokes

What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.