Minute Ago Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Beautiful Girl Jokes More Beautiful Girl Jokes

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

What is the definition of a goose ?

An animal that grows down as it grows up !

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.