Minute Ago Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why don't you do the same?

Dad - "How can I I barely know her!"

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

5 Minute Ago Jokes More 5 Minute Ago Jokes

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago