It was ground a few minutes ago.
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A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)
I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.
He had a lot of aspirations.
Because they use a strongly typed language.
None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.
So you can get traction in the mud.
The long hump
Don't stand so close to me.
The both came in a little behind
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
Because of their cold black hearts.
Marry her.
The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)
All the trees have square roots.
Because he fainted.
