Minute Ago Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

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Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Faint Jokes More Faint Jokes

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Where did Zooey Deschanel grow up?

In Albu-quirky.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands