How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

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What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead