How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

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Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

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How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.