How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

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How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

How about a dirty joke?

the new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.