How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.