What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus