What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

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Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What does a math teacher say when they leave?

calc-U-LATER

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus