What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.