Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

Why is all the racism in America downstairs?

That's where we keep them chained up.

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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.