Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.