Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

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Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.