Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

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What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Walking

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

What is the difference between two towers?

A plane