Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

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What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

What will the presidential candidate for the next election choose as his/her campaign motto?

Make America good again."

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.