Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege