Ai Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Subtract Jokes More Subtract Jokes

How does a cow add and subtract?

With a cowculator.

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

Wolfman Jokes More Wolfman Jokes

What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

Disturb Jokes More Disturb Jokes

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the pimp cross the lawn?

To get to the hoes.

What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."