Ai Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What language do cats speak?

Catonese

What is a parrot's favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !

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What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

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What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!

What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

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What do you call the CFO of a landscaping company?

A hedge fund manager

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.