Ai Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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Tony Stark Jokes More Tony Stark Jokes

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

What is the difference between Elon musk and Tony Stark?

Stark industries has actually turned a profit

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

How does french cheese expire?

From age

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense