Ai Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

AI (Artificial Intelligence)

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What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

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What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

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How do normal people vs feminists laugh?

Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe..

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

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What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

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What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

Why should you never disturb a mirror?

Because they are always reflecting.

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Why did the banker resign?

His customers lost interest in him.

Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

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What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.