What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

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How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

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Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

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What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.