Exaggerate Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sundae School

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap"

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches