They both exaggerate the length.
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Coffee Mug
That people exaggerate.
They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
A pedometer
Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.
The hippocampus.
Sprigonometry
cos' sin tans
Tea N' Tea.
If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.
Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.
E.T learned English and wanted to go home.
Second Caribou: A maybee.
He was just minding his Ps and Qs.
Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him.
She returned home with a red snapper.