Queue Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

Software Engineer Jokes More Software Engineer Jokes

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.