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A punchline.
Pop, Lock & Drop It
The Y2K deadline !
Because the woodpecker.
He replied... ...It's hard
Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
A sic joke
We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way
They have too many ft. *edit for spelling
What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !
A pH-obia
Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.
A: If they dropped them they'd break
BenQ
A Pho queue
It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors
They both contain locked up loonies!