Queue Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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Pho Jokes More Pho Jokes

What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

Vietnamese Soup Jokes More Vietnamese Soup Jokes

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Alcatraz Jokes More Alcatraz Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !