Queue Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ?

For the watch .

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

Bbq Jokes More Bbq Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQs?

Because the beans keep falling through the grill.

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

I Pad Jokes More I Pad Jokes

How cheap are iPads now?

More importantly, how expensive are menus

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

Pho Queue Jokes More Pho Queue Jokes

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

Ugh Jokes More Ugh Jokes

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

Whose line is it anyway?

generous cocaine party guests

Lineup Jokes More Lineup Jokes

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

Why is the lineup at the electronic store never straight?

BenQ