Queue Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Lineup Jokes More Lineup Jokes

Why is the lineup at the electronic store never straight?

BenQ

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man?

What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man? CHING CHONG

What do you call imitation Vietnamese noodle soup?

Faux.

Alkaline Jokes More Alkaline Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

Software Engineer Jokes More Software Engineer Jokes

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.