Queue Jokes

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

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What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

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Why do Russians love pho?

Because they're SO-VIET

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

Lineup Jokes More Lineup Jokes

Why is the lineup at the electronic store never straight?

BenQ

What do you call a lineup at a Vietnamese restaurant?

A Pho queue

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

Vietnamese Jokes More Vietnamese Jokes

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call delicious Vietnamese food?

Vietnoms

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What do you call somebody after you give them a noogie?

A knucklehead.