Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry?

A raging Boehner.

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What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!

What do you call a terrorist-run snowball stand?

Italian ISIS

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.