Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

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Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

What do you call it if you put an IED on an Italian?

Rigatoni!

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Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

gnocchi