How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

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What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.