How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

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What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

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What does Bill Gates call his manhood?

Microsoft.

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"