How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

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What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

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How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?

A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.