How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.