How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

What ever happened to Windows 9?

Windows 7 8 9.

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Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

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What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.