How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"

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What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

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What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

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What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.