How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

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What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

How do you make tear-free soap?

Don't use child labor.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

How do Russians put windows in?

Putin Windows duh.

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What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

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What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common?

A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...