Supervillain Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Crime Scene Jokes More Crime Scene Jokes

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

Loki Jokes More Loki Jokes

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you NEVER call a black man?

a friend

What do you call a black man in a stunt plane?

The brown streak.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.