Supervillain Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

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Crime Scene Jokes More Crime Scene Jokes

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

Loki Jokes More Loki Jokes

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

through the cell wall.

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted?

His nose is wet.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.