Supervillain Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

Loki Jokes More Loki Jokes

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Crime Scene Jokes More Crime Scene Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

What's the difference between plants and black men?

Cells are found inside plants.