Supervillain Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Crime Scene Jokes More Crime Scene Jokes

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

Loki Jokes More Loki Jokes

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...