Supervillain Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki , because he is low-key.

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

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Crime Scene Jokes More Crime Scene Jokes

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Loki Jokes More Loki Jokes

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

Why do all black men have nightmares?

The one with a dream was shot.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema