What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.