What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What are Gene Wilder and David Bowie getting for Christmas this year?

Betty White.